I'm probably tired.


I'm Holly and I think you look great today.


australiansanta:

i hate when you ask for someones opinion or advice on something and they’re like “idk its up to u” like i know its up to me you fuck but i cant handle all the pressure and responsibility of making this decision by myself so i need ur reassurance and help screw u asshole

Posted 20 hours ago With 453 notes

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

Posted 1 day ago With 354,567 notes

glassesanddreads:

which female character is your favorite?

yes

Posted 1 day ago With 13,093 notes

“Should I read the next book or stab myself with a fork”

me to myself whenever I start a series (via winking)

Posted 1 day ago With 360 notes

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

Posted 1 day ago With 528,007 notes

  • me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
  • *takes photo*
  • me: oh thats why

Posted 1 day ago With 266,292 notes

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

Posted 1 day ago With 374,385 notes

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

Posted 1 day ago With 347,052 notes